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Sometimes I Like To Think Back On How Useless This Guy’s Power Was

Sometimes I Like To Think Back On How Useless This Guy’s Power Was

When I was a kid, I used to dream about what kind of superpower I’d want. Would I fly like Storm? Control metal like Magneto? Or heal like Wolverine?

But then I learned about characters like Quill from X-Men: The Last Stand, and I started to realize that not all superpowers are created equal.

Quill’s ability to sprout spikes from his body isn’t exactly the kind of thing that would make you feel invincible. It got me thinking – how do characters like him fit into the Marvel universe?

The Tough Luck of Some Mutants

One of the most fascinating things about Marvel’s mutants is how unpredictable their powers can be. Some mutants hit the jackpot, like Jean Grey with the Phoenix Force.

Others? Not so much. Quill’s spikes are just one example.

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For another example, take Bailey Hoskins from The Worst X-Men Ever. His power? He could explode with enough force to level a city block, but it would kill him in the process.

Then there was a mutant who became so radioactive that he accidentally destroyed his family and hometown.

Imagine having to live with that! Quill’s powers might not be as destructive, but they aren’t exactly useful either.

He could project spikes from his body, sure, but he didn’t have super strength, agility, or healing to make them practical in a fight.

It’s almost a Marvel tradition to show that powers aren’t always a blessing. For some mutants, their abilities make life harder instead of easier.

Why Quill’s Powers Fell Flat

Let’s talk about Quill specifically. He had one job: use his spikes to hurt people. On paper, it sounds decent.

In practice? Not so much. Without enhanced durability or healing, his quills were more of a liability than an asset.

He wasn’t a strategist or a fighter – he was just a guy who could grow spikes.

Remember that scene in X-Men: The Last Stand? He hugs a scientist, killing her with his quills.

Fans joked about it, calling him “The Bad Hugger.” That moment might’ve looked dramatic, but it was also the peak of his abilities.

Beyond that, Quill didn’t stand a chance against mutants with real power, like Magneto or Storm. It’s no wonder people see his powers as borderline useless.

Quill - All Scenes (X-Men: The Last Stand)

Small Powers, Big Potential

Quill isn’t the only mutant with underwhelming abilities. In the Marvel universe, there are plenty of characters whose powers are more of a burden than a gift.

Groups like the Morlocks are full of mutants with strange or impractical abilities.

That’s what makes Marvel’s world feel so real. For every Magneto, there are dozens of characters like Quill, who are just trying to survive in a world that often sees them as threats.

But here’s where it gets interesting. Just because a power seems small doesn’t mean it’s useless.

Marvel has a history of taking characters with “meh” abilities and turning them into something more.

Take Jubilee, for example. She started with the power to create fireworks – not exactly earth-shattering.

Over time, writers expanded her role, and she became a core member of the X-Men with a much deeper story.

Could Quill have had a similar evolution? Maybe. Imagine a storyline where his spikes are used for stealth or defense. Or maybe he develops strategies to make up for his lack of strength.

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